eternalsailor2chainz:

E X C U S E M E YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK MACKLEMORE OVER THERE ON THE LEFT GIVIN THAT SIDE EYE AT YOUR SHITTY OUTFIT. IRRELEVANT ASS BITCH.

eternalsailor2chainz:

E X C U S E M E
YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK MACKLEMORE OVER THERE ON THE LEFT GIVIN THAT SIDE EYE AT YOUR SHITTY OUTFIT. IRRELEVANT ASS BITCH.

(via mellarksloaves)

me at age 9: omg i cant wait to be a teenager, getting drunk and partying 24/7 with all my friends!!!!

me as a teenager: who the fuck just unfollowed me


thatguyswiftie13: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OK SO THIS IS THE WHOLE STORY. BASICALLY TODAY AFTER VISITING STUFF IN NYC I DECIDED TO PASS BY TAYLORS GYM TO TAKE A PICTURE. ONCE THERE I SAW TWO FANCY BLACK CARS AND A BODYGUARD AND ONE PAPARAZZI. I WAS LIKE HOLY SHIT THIS MIGHT BE FOR TAYLOR SO I WAITED FOR LIKE AN HOUR AND THEN HER BODYGUARD WAS LIKE OK DONT COME ANY CLOSER OR SHES NOT GOING TO COME OUT AND STUFF AND SO I WAS LIKE OK AND THEN SHE CAME OUT AND I WAS SCREAMING THAT I LOVED HER AND IF I COULD GET A PICTURE WITH HER ANDSHE WAS LIKE OF COURSE’ COME OVER! AND THEN SHE HUGGED ME AND I WAS SHAKIN SO BADLY SO SHE WAS LIKE DO U WANT A SELFIE? AND I WAS LIKE YEAH BUT I WAS SHAKING SO BADLY SO SHE WAS LIKE HERE LET ME TAKE THAT AND SO SHE TOOK THE PHONE AND TOOK A PICTURE AND THEN SHE WAS LIKE HAHA I HAVE LONG ARMS AND SO THEN SHE STARTED MAKIN HER WAY TO HER CAR AND I WAS SCREAMING THAT SHES PERFECT AND THAT I COULDN’T WAIT FOR ALBUM NUMBER 5 AND YOU COULD HEAR ER GIGGLING RIGH BEFORE THE DOOR TO HER CAR SHUT 😭😍😁😭😍😁😭😍😁😭😍😁 (x)

thatguyswiftie13: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OK SO THIS IS THE WHOLE STORY. BASICALLY TODAY AFTER VISITING STUFF IN NYC I DECIDED TO PASS BY TAYLORS GYM TO TAKE A PICTURE. ONCE THERE I SAW TWO FANCY BLACK CARS AND A BODYGUARD AND ONE PAPARAZZI. I WAS LIKE HOLY SHIT THIS MIGHT BE FOR TAYLOR SO I WAITED FOR LIKE AN HOUR AND THEN HER BODYGUARD WAS LIKE OK DONT COME ANY CLOSER OR SHES NOT GOING TO COME OUT AND STUFF AND SO I WAS LIKE OK AND THEN SHE CAME OUT AND I WAS SCREAMING THAT I LOVED HER AND IF I COULD GET A PICTURE WITH HER ANDSHE WAS LIKE OF COURSE’ COME OVER! AND THEN SHE HUGGED ME AND I WAS SHAKIN SO BADLY SO SHE WAS LIKE DO U WANT A SELFIE? AND I WAS LIKE YEAH BUT I WAS SHAKING SO BADLY SO SHE WAS LIKE HERE LET ME TAKE THAT AND SO SHE TOOK THE PHONE AND TOOK A PICTURE AND THEN SHE WAS LIKE HAHA I HAVE LONG ARMS AND SO THEN SHE STARTED MAKIN HER WAY TO HER CAR AND I WAS SCREAMING THAT SHES PERFECT AND THAT I COULDN’T WAIT FOR ALBUM NUMBER 5 AND YOU COULD HEAR ER GIGGLING RIGH BEFORE THE DOOR TO HER CAR SHUT 😭😍😁😭😍😁😭😍😁😭😍😁 (x)

(Source: swiftnetwork, via ifreakinlovetaylorswift)